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[Kesan PPSMI]

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Salah satu kesan PPSMI ialah para pelajar berkebolehan menaip SMS dalam bahasa Inggerius.

Singkatan Salah — Singkatan Betul — Contoh Salah

  • I — sy
  • lap — love
  • U — awk: “I lap U.”
  • 4 — utk: “Dis is 4 wut?”
  • R — are: “Where r u goink?”
  • fon — tel: “I need ur fon no.”
  • Y — knp: “Y U diden kam ystday?”
  • coz — sbb: “Coz I wuz not feelin’ wel.”
  • N — &
  • tq — tk: “Pls buy me n apple N n elephant. tq.”
  • *d — blj: “Where du U *d?” — “@ da on9 U.” — “Wut?”
  • jus — shj: “I juz finis my *d.”
  • wif — dgn
  • fcuk — fuck: “Sayur fucuk sedap d’ mkn dgn suun.”
  • Siyes — serius
  • Bodo — bodoh: “Siyes, ko mmg bodo~~”


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Written by DewaKebaikan

11/11/2009 at 2:12pm

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  1. [Re: Baizura]

    hehehe baiklah.

    DewaKebaikan

    19/11/2009 at 4:51pm

  2. hahaha. silakan. saya liberal. eceh

    Baizura

    19/11/2009 at 6:33am

  3. [Re: Baizura]

    pernahhhhhh. kes sampai pecah nanah pon ada gak. ada juga singkatan “assalamualaikum” jadi “ass.”

    oooooo moderator @15 ekkk. orang astro nih. nanti akan ada entry pasal astro kekeke.

    DewaKebaikan

    17/11/2009 at 9:35am

  4. haha. pernah tonton channel chat astro @15? channel 109. mau bernanah otak nak faham. kadang2, Assalamualaikum singkatannya ditaip jadi ‘CYKM’.

    saya salah sorang moderator kat @15 tu. :p

    Baizura

    17/11/2009 at 5:21am

  5. [Re: ainonymous]

    ~~heehee~~

    DewaKebaikan

    13/11/2009 at 11:07pm

  6. hahahahahahaahah lawak siot!

    ainonymous

    13/11/2009 at 11:35am

  7. [Re: green apple]

    lempang, biar sampai berdarah lubang kentut dia.

    DewaKebaikan

    11/11/2009 at 10:24pm

  8. “Where du U *d?” — “@ da on9 U.” — “Wut?”

    Ni la contoh sms yang kalau aku jumpa tukang type tu, memang aku lempang sampai mati pastu tanam lam manhole.

    green apple

    11/11/2009 at 3:38pm


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