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[Adab Berjimak]

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1. Jangan berjimak pada malam Isnin. Sebab esok hendak bekerja. Penat!

2. Jangan berjimak pada malam Selasa di bawah pokok durian yang berbuah. Nanti jatuh buah durian itu. Sakit!

3. Jangan berjimak pada malam Rabu di atas loteng. Habuk!

4. Jangan berjimak pada malam Khamis. Sebab kena tunggu malam Jumaat. Sod Ba Ro!

5. Jangan berjimak pada malam Jumaat. Sebab kau lupa hendak beli spray Malam Jumaat. Psst! Psst!

6. Jangan berjimak pada malam Sabtu. Sebab orang Yahudi cuti hari Sabtu. Shabbath Shalom! שבת-שלום

7. Jangan berjimak pada malam Ahad. Sebab orang Kristian cuti hari Ahad.


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8. Kalau semua malam tidak boleh berjimak, bila masa aku hendak menunaikan ibadah di atas katil? Dan bagaimana pula aku ingin mencontohi Cikgu Alias Ismail? Bengap betul Mat/Minaf Fwd!

“Often, they are astonished when I tell them that it’s actually an active sex life and reading that makes one healthy, wealthy and wise.”

“A good and legitimate sexual relationship is a kind of energy booster for me and my wife that has not only kept our marriage ties cordial but also made our bodies and brains functioning remarkably.”
— Alias Ismail

Written by DewaKebaikan

02/06/2010 at 2:17pm

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